The obligatory re-introduction

I'm back, baby.
After a good (almost) year-long absence, here I am again. Apologies to the huddled masses yearning for more of this site (ie. I've finally updated anonymous)

Excuses for not blogging:

• Laziness
• University
• Terrorists, Communists or whatever fear-mongering buzzword applies when you're reading this
• Laziness
• Popular demand ("Please stop", among others)
• Whatever race us Stray'ns are hurling abuse at at the moment (lousy immigints [sic] - that's right kids, I get my multicultural education from such reputable journalistic programs as Today Tonight and A Current Affair)
  
• Distractions (Ooh look, a red ball!)
• Did I mention Laziness? I did? Let me mention it several more times: Laziness, Laziness, Laziness, ...you know the rest
  

Anyhoo, I'm back. Now with more cynicism, unnecessary sarcasm and optimism than ever (I call it optimistic cynicism).*
Expect the expected.




*Batteries still not included