An important message from The Important Journal of Scientific Fact! (Vol. 21/8/2007):
"New research shows women who fume, but stay mute, during spats are four times as likely to die than women who give in to a screaming match"
That's right, ladies. If you yell at your partner, you are four times less likely to die than if you stay silent. This means that potentially, yelling during an argument with your partner CAN MAKE YOU IMMORTAL!!
Remember, it's not domestic violence, it's self-defence to save your own life.
Another meaningful statistic from The Important Journal of Scientific Fact!, the source of all quality scientific research findings.
As you were.
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